*Picture an image of a bed, covers crumpled and pulled back. There’s a laptop, tissues, and a mason jar of water. I’m not in the photo because I’m behind the camera. I’m wearing a matching pj set and my hair is thinner than normal, but I think that’s unrelated to…

*there is of course no computer storage for uploading a photo but for this piece, imagine a silhouette of a small child on a stage. I mostly chose that imagery to see if I knew how to spell “silhouette” without autocorrect. The answer is a resounding “no, I do not!”* …

(I still can’t upload pictures due to lack of storage on my computer: an ongoing and loyal issue. Instead, just imagine that there is a picture of an old car in a field. The car cannot be red and the field must only contain native wildflowers. The field’s location, and…

(I can’t put a picture here because all of my photos have been the opposite of downloaded because my computer “disk storage” is “literally so full that my computer wants to set itself aflame” so just imagine there’s a picture here of something that evokes summer!) I’m feeling silly! It’s…

Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays are sacred. Not for religious reasons, nor anything profound. Rather, they are the days in which I do cardio exercises at the gym. My primary mode of cardio is the elliptical, because it makes me feel like I’m in the 90’s, and because it doesn’t hurt…

Whaddup whaddup! It’s the penultimate issue of Poemtober, and baby, I’ve got some silly little poems for you all. All the poems are based on the daily Inktober prompts, and some are accompanied by illustrations in true Inktober fashion. I’m not a poet but I am a freak for posting…

October is halfway over and thus, so is Poemtober. If you’re new here, welcome. Poemtober is where I take Inktober prompts and write little goober “poems” for fame and acclaim! Just kidding, it’s for fun, and illustrations accompany some of the poems. Thank you for reading or at the very…

It’s week 2, babes. Give it up for week 2! This is poemtember, where I take Inktober prompts and write bad poems based on the daily prompts! Illustrations also accompany some of the poems, for the Inktober PURISTS in the community. Enjoy, and if you don't enjoy, feel free to…

hello! welcome to poemtember, where i take Inktober daily prompts and write bad, bad lil poems based off the prompts! it’s fun it’s silly it’s whatever you want it be! illustrations accompany some of the poems as well, which is maybe even more fun more silly than the poems themselves…